me: here is 300 gold give me your best magic staff
walmart cashier: sir for the last time

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"Charlie will be back."

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I’ve never even played Mass Effect and I love this.



on my grave i want VIP not RIP

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summary of college: i just assembled a bookshelf using a rock as a hammer

monkriffe said: uni is indeed a strange place.

i am kind of scared to even ask what happened to you but i feel you man :d

summary of college: i just assembled a bookshelf using a rock as a hammer


Best faces of the TV Guide interview

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average person sees 3 UFOs a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person sees 0 UFOs per year. Fox Mulder, who lives in FBI basement & sees over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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i didn’t realize what i was doing till i had done it

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jumping-off-the-bandwagon is probably driving here rn from another fucking city to save me from the clutches of physics work

drive safe, you glorious bastard

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Watching: fugckingn x-files jfc this re-watch was a bad idea
Reading: GoT
Listeing to: videogame gunshot noises

Tracking: sailorcastiel, lauranthalasa

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small changes in the tagging system, navigation is up to date tho (new page yay)

the internet is back omg this is the fastest connection ever woo turku bitches